Warnhinweis aus den Kittycam FAQs:
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Time isn’t flowing at its normal rate of speed.
Ah, yes. This is what I like to call John’s Theory of Kitten Time Relativity. You think that you’ve been with kittens for just 10 minutes when, in actuality, 30 minutes or more have passed. Kittens are so cute they create a time dilation effect, like objects with large mass, wherein while you’re in their vicinity, time for you seems to pass normally, when, in actuality, more time has gone by relative to the rest of the earth. Unlike objects of large mass, this time dilation can occur when simply viewing kittens, even at exceptionally big distances. Therefore, viewers have found themselves affected by Kitten Time Relativity.
I think I’m addicted. How do I know? Am I alone??!
WARNING: By viewing The Foster Kitten Cam, you may experience one or more of the following side effects: giggling, loss of productivity, sleep deprivation, new friends, drinks spurting from nose, and a general improvement in your mood.
Have you noticed a decrease in productivity? An inexplicable urge to pet something fuzzy? Do you keep the cam in your browser 24/7? You may be addicted.
The good news it that you are absolutely not alone. Many viewers have been known to keep the cam on in their browser at all times. The chat room is often seen as a support group for the cam addicts, except you don’t get the free coffee and cookies. Now, get up and go shower since you probably haven’t done that in a while, so you probably smell pretty bad. Also, go get something to eat. You need to keep up your energy if you want to keep up with the kittens. Make sure any sons /daughters /pets are still alive.
ACK! Where’s the voice coming from?! Why’s a strange man in my house?
Sorry to startle you. First, calm down. John has entered the kittens’ room and you forgot that you were logged in to the kitten cam and your volume was turned up. You may or may not get used to this."